Schnorrer

Ihr kennt sie auch: Die Schnorrer, die einen während dem game via chat anpumpen wollen. Normalerweise ignorier' ich die Typen, da ich aber gerade nur 1 table gespielt habe und mir fast ein wenig langweilig war, hab' ichs heute mal anders gemacht. Aber lest selbst:

Dealer: gs850g wins the pot (30)
Dealer: Hand #5432025956
Dongoof (Observer): HEY SCHPACKO
Dongoof (Observer): HOW ARE YOU
Dealer: Schpacko wins the pot (120)
Tournament Director: The blinds are now 20/40
Dealer: Hand #5432031081
Schpacko: fine
Dealer: Schpacko has 15 seconds left to act
Schpacko: you?
Dealer: Schpacko wins the pot (80)
Dealer: Hand #5432034120
Dealer: Schpacko wins the pot (40)
Dealer: Hand #5432035025
Dealer: gs850g wins the pot (40)
Dealer: Hand #5432036010
Dongoof (Observer): im kind a fine too
Dongoof (Observer): :)
Schpacko: do i know you?
Dealer: gs850g wins the pot (80)
Dealer: Hand #5432040523
Dongoof (Observer): no i dont think so but i need some help
Dealer: gs850g wins the pot (40)
Dealer: Hand #5432041462
Schpacko: aaah
Dongoof (Observer): and i was wondering maybe you can help
me
Schpacko: let me guess
Dealer: Schpacko has 15 seconds left to act
Schpacko: youre broke
Dealer: Schpacko has 15 seconds left to act
Schpacko: and need money for a tourney
Dongoof (Observer): lol yes kinda but i got 50 cents left
Dongoof (Observer): do you know what io can do with the 50
cents
Dealer: Schpacko has 15 seconds left to act
System: "Ring Up Double Points" is running now! Earn
Double Full Tilt Points in all ring games for the next 2 hours.
Dealer: gs850g has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: Schpacko wins the pot (940)
Dealer: Hand #5432052840
Dongoof (Observer): could you spot me for 7 dollars please
Schpacko: aahm, no..
Dealer: gs850g wins the pot (40)
Tournament Director: The blinds are now 25/50
Dealer: Hand #5432053876
Dealer: gs850g wins the pot (100)
Dealer: Hand #5432055840
Dongoof (Observer): ?
Dealer: Schpacko has 15 seconds left to act
Schpacko: why should i?
Dealer: gs850g wins the pot (250)
Dealer: Hand #5432060697
Dongoof (Observer): just to help me out a bit and if i win ill send
yiou back double
Dealer: gs850g wins the pot (100)
Dealer: Hand #5432062163
Dealer: gs850g wins the pot (50)
Dealer: Hand #5432063129
Dealer: Schpacko wins the pot (100)
Dealer: Hand #5432064921
Dealer: gs850g wins the pot (50)
Dealer: Hand #5432065822
Dealer: Schpacko has 15 seconds left to act
Dongoof (Observer): well geuss you dont want to help me
Dealer: gs850g wins the pot (100)
Dealer: Hand #5432068506
Dongoof (Observer): i understand
Dealer: Schpacko wins the pot (100)
Dealer: Hand #5432069842
Schpacko: ill do it, but only if you support me during this gam e
Dongoof (Observer): i will
Dealer: gs850g has 15 seconds left to act
Dongoof (Observer): :)
Dealer: Schpacko wins the pot (100)
Dealer: Hand #5432072918
Dealer: gs850g wins the pot (50)
Dealer: Hand #5432074277
Dongoof (Observer): cauze im nice too people that are nice to
me
Dongoof (Observer): ill help you and you help me
Schpacko: OK, bring it
Dealer: Hand #5432076288
Dongoof (Observer): cmon schpacko
Schpacko: yeah
Dongoof (Observer): hope you win bro
Dealer: Schpacko has 15 seconds left to act
Schpacko: thats what i need
Dongoof (Observer): you will win
Dealer: gs850g wins the pot (200)
Tournament Director: The blinds are now 30/60
Dealer: Hand #5432080588
Dongoof (Observer): you play much
Dealer: Schpacko has 15 seconds left to act
Dongoof (Observer): and i hope you keep on too our deal
Dealer: gs850g wins the pot (120)
Dealer: Hand #5432085571
Schpacko: promise
Dongoof (Observer): cmon schpacko
Dealer: gs850g wins the pot (60)
Dealer: Hand #5432086935
Dongoof (Observer): wait for the right cards
Dealer: gs850g shows two pair, Aces and Jacks
Dealer: Schpacko shows three of a kind, Aces
Dealer: Schpacko wins the pot (360) with three of a kind, Aces
Dealer: Hand #5432090929
Dealer: gs850g wins the pot (60)
Dongoof (Observer): very nice hand bro
Dealer: Hand #5432091774
Dealer: Schpacko wins the pot (60)
Dealer: Hand #5432092592
Dealer: gs850g has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: gs850g has requested TIME
Dealer: Schpacko wins the pot (960)
Dealer: Hand #5432099524
Dongoof (Observer): very very nice
Dealer: Schpacko wins the pot (60)
Dongoof (Observer): damn
Dealer: Hand #5432100644
Dealer: gs850g wins the pot (300)
Dealer: Hand #5432103086
Dongoof (Observer): now take it easy bro
Dealer: gs850g wins the pot (120)
Tournament Director: The blinds are now 40/80
Dealer: Hand #5432104195
Dealer: gs850g wins the pot (80)
Dealer: Hand #5432105096
Dongoof (Observer): dont fack it up :)
Dealer: Schpacko wins the pot (160)
Dealer: Hand #5432107278
Dealer: gs850g wins the pot (80)
Dealer: Hand #5432108277
Schpacko: good work, dongoof :)
Dongoof (Observer): :)
Dealer: gs850g wins the pot (160)
Dealer: Hand #5432110098
Dealer: gs850g shows [Qs 7s]
Dealer: Schpacko shows [7c 9c]
Dealer: gs850g shows a pair of Sevens
Dealer: Schpacko shows a pair of Sevens
Dealer: gs850g wins the pot (2,070) with a pair of Sevens
Dongoof (Observer): damn
Dealer: Hand #5432115202
Dongoof (Observer): can happen bro
Dealer: Schpacko wins the pot (80)
Dealer: Hand #5432116152
Dongoof (Observer): now build up again
Dealer: gs850g wins the pot (80)
Dealer: Hand #5432116958
Dealer: gs850g wins the pot (160)
Dealer: Hand #5432118184
Dongoof (Observer): that sucked
Dealer: gs850g shows [Ac Qh]
Dealer: Schpacko shows [Ad 2d]
Dongoof (Observer): hope you win
Dealer: gs850g shows two pair, Queens and Sixes
Dealer: Schpacko shows two pair, Sixes and Twos
Dealer: gs850g wins the pot (1,700) with two pair, Queens and
Sixes
Dongoof (Observer): too bad
Schpacko (Observer): ok, wait a minute
Dongoof (Observer): thanks bro

Hab' ihm dann natürlich 10 Bucks geshippt, er hatte sie sich ja schliesslich verdient. Wahrscheinlich bin ich jetzt auf seiner buddylist und werde jedesmal angequatscht, aber egal, der Spass wars mir wert :)

Der zu erwartende downswing lässt noch auf sich warten, Bankroll wächst langsam und stetig. Werde ich nicht immer gewonnen/verlorenen Matches aufführen, bin einfach zu faul, die jedesmal rauszusuchen.

Bankroll: 1'640$