lol donkaments

LOL:

Keine Ahnung, ob man es erkennen kann, aber ich hab' mich seit Ewigkeiten mal wieder für ein MTT entschieden, 5 Bucks for fun. 1100 Spieler. Und jetzt bin ich chipleader, noch 126 im Rennen.
Ich bin so müde, will ins Bett, aber egal wie beschissen ich spiele, ich hitte und hitte :)

Beste Hand bisher:

Full Tilt Poker Game #5358118224: Early Double - A (40045278), Table 78 - 50/100 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:19:15 ET - 2008/02/22
Seat 1: lacky7 (3,360)
Seat 2: SFDetroitMan (3,340)
Seat 3: KaNo18 (3,880)
Seat 4: Rem_The_Man (4,615)
Seat 5: LT1200 (3,970)
Seat 6: lasveg34 (5,025)
Seat 7: Schpacko (4,500)
Seat 8: dcdoorknob (1,810)
Seat 9: tradewithced (2,460)
lacky7 posts the small blind of 50
SFDetroitMan posts the big blind of 100
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Schpacko [3c 3d]
KaNo18 folds
Rem_The_Man folds
LT1200 calls 100
lasveg34 calls 100
Schpacko calls 100
dcdoorknob folds
tradewithced has 15 seconds left to act
tradewithced raises to 650
lacky7 folds
SFDetroitMan folds
LT1200 calls 550
lasveg34 calls 550
Schpacko calls 550
*** FLOP *** [5d 9s 7h]
LT1200 checks
lasveg34 checks
Schpacko bets 2,000
tradewithced has 15 seconds left to act
tradewithced folds
LT1200 raises to 3,320, and is all in
lasveg34 folds
Schpacko calls 1,320
LT1200 shows [2s 2h]
Schpacko shows [3c 3d]
*** TURN *** [5d 9s 7h] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [5d 9s 7h 8h] [As]
LT1200 shows a pair of Twos
Schpacko shows a pair of Threes
Schpacko wins the pot (9,390) with a pair of Threes
LT1200 stands up
The blinds are now 60/120

LOL. Die Hand war ganz am Anfang, als ich einfach busten wollte


Haha, und jetzt gerade eben

Full Tilt Poker Game #5359360354: Early Double - A (40045278), Table 78 - 500/1000 Ante 125 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:01:00 ET - 2008/02/22
Seat 1: UNCjmac (10,250)
Seat 2: SFDetroitMan (32,150)
Seat 3: Greg-Redux (33,498)
Seat 4: NOLA18 (15,607)
Seat 5: CANSurvive (15,783)
Seat 6: swalke1888 (24,418)
Seat 7: Schpacko (64,936)
Seat 8: trader10 (6,908)
Seat 9: ddcliff (4,028)
UNCjmac antes 125
SFDetroitMan antes 125
Greg-Redux antes 125
NOLA18 antes 125
CANSurvive antes 125
swalke1888 antes 125
Schpacko antes 125
trader10 antes 125
ddcliff antes 125
UNCjmac posts the small blind of 500
SFDetroitMan posts the big blind of 1,000
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Schpacko [6s 8d]
Greg-Redux folds
NOLA18 folds
SFDetroitMan: gh
CANSurvive has 15 seconds left to act
CANSurvive folds
swalke1888 folds
Schpacko raises to 2,500
trader10 folds
ddcliff raises to 3,903, and is all in
UNCjmac folds
SFDetroitMan folds
Schpacko calls 1,403
ddcliff shows [8h 8c]
Schpacko shows [6s 8d]
*** FLOP *** [4s 5d Qd]
*** TURN *** [4s 5d Qd] [3h]
*** RIVER *** [4s 5d Qd 3h] [7d]
ddcliff shows a pair of Eights
Schpacko shows a straight, Eight high
Schpacko wins the pot (10,431) with a straight, Eight high
ddcliff stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 10,431 | Rake 0
Board: [4s 5d Qd 3h 7d]
Seat 1: UNCjmac (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: SFDetroitMan (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: Greg-Redux folded before the Flop
Seat 4: NOLA18 folded before the Flop
Seat 5: CANSurvive folded before the Flop
Seat 6: swalke1888 folded before the Flop
Seat 7: Schpacko showed [6s 8d] and won (10,431) with a straight, Eight high
Seat 8: trader10 folded before the Flop
Seat 9: ddcliff (button) showed [8h 8c] and lost with a pair of Eights

Ich bin der schlimmste tablebully ever.


UPDATE 01:52

Still in, still chipleader, noch 40 Nasen im Rennen, führe mit 216'00 vor 176'000.
Hatte noch keine spielbare Starthand, aber klaue blinds ohne Ende. Alle haben eine Scheissangst.
Gerade eben wieder major-suckout hingelegt.


UPDATE 02:20

Ich bin das Ding so derbe am rocken:




UPDATE 03:00

LOL final tablements:



UPDATE 03.54

Ich glaubs ja gar nicht. Hab' das Scheiss-Tourney doch tatsächlich gewonnen :) LOL sag ich da nur.

So, jetzt schlafen, gute Nacht allerseits :)

Gruss & SHIP IT THIS WAY, MUDDAF****ERS